American Diners Buy into the fantasy of high school proms and soda fountains
Bangladeshi Restaurants Not very common as stand-alone restaurants, but you will recognise dishes like Biryani or Bhuna
Bistros They may not have zinc-topped bars and extremely rude Parisian waiters, but the spirit is willing... or as Oscar Wilde might not have said "Absinthe makes the hat grow fondue"
Caribbean Restaurants The nearest is in sun-drenched Coventry
Chinese Restaurants We've now got new dishes such as Duck Thai Mein and Chilli Paneer Salad as well as the more usual Dim Sum, Wontons and Kung Pao to choose from
English/British Restaurants The days of chicken-in-the-basket are generally a thing of the past and good English cuisine is now as good as anything food in the world.
European Restaurants With 27 countries now in the Union, the menus must be getting awfully long
Fast Food Restaurants Big Mac's, Whoppers & Popcorn Chicken
Fish & Chip Shops If you are a bit sniffy about our national dish, then you have obviously never eaten it out of the paper on the harbourside at Whitby
Fish & Seafood Restaurants Being at the centre of England seems to mean that fish restaurants are something of a rarity.
French Restaurants From 'le real thing' to national 'cafe' chains.
Gastro-pubs Pub-grub can now hold its head up high and shake its caramelised pigs trotters with the best of them.
Greek Restaurants Mess up a meze.
Indian Restaurants From traditional bombay duck to contemporary gastro-cuisine -- but is it the same without flock walpaper?
Italian Restaurants These are generally the Antipasta and Prima variety -- pizzas are in the Pizzeria section
Malaysian Restaurants Sophisticated colonial-style restaurants, without a gentleman jewel thief in sight.
Mediterranean Restaurants With extra-virgin olive oil, tomatoes and fish, this is as good for your heart as your stomach.
Mexican Restaurants Yariba yariba
Middle Eastern Restaurants The nearest restaurants are in Coventry: resident belly dancers not guaranteed.
Modern Cuisine The combination of locally-sourced ingredients with the slow food ethos can bring nothing but good.
Pizzerias If you like your crusts stuffed and 3 foot high serve-yourself-salads
Portuguese Restaurants When Chicken Piri-Piri is good, it's good - but 24 hour slow-cooked Blackened Leg of Wild Boar is to die for
Pubs with Food From chicken & chips to proper gastro.
Spanish Restaurants Catalunya comes to Warwick.
Speciality Restaurants If organic isn't specialised enough, how about Ghurkha or Korean?
Thai Restaurants More subtle than Indian and more fragrant than Chinese. My favourite Thai Green Curry recipe doesn't even include curry powder, fenugreek or chilli.
Traditional Restaurants From steakhouses to award winning gourmet food.
Turkish Restaurants One of the world's great cuisines: not just doner kebabs
Vegetarian Restaurants Much more than just tofu and beansprouts, although some tofu and beansprouts. | Restaurants in Alcester This is an ancient Roman town so expect at least one Italian restaurant.
Restaurants in Atherstone The origin of the phrase Mad as a Hatter is considered to have originated in Atherstone, so this could be a good place for a tea party. Bring your own dormouse.
Restaurants in Baginton Baginton is a small village on the border with Coventry. There is an old Roman fort - 'The Lunt' - but, strangely, no Italian Restaurant of the same name in the vicinity. There is a very good pub and and an old converted mill, both serving traditional food with a modern edge, plus a Chinese take-away.
Restaurants in Bedworth The novelist, George Eliot once lived in Griff House, which is now a Beefeater Restaurant. Coincidentally, international Bedworth restaurateur Griff Beefeater used to live in Eliot House.
Restaurants in Coleshill There are still a number of coaching inns here, and it is just over the border from the home of the Balti, which was apparently created not in Baltimore, as you might expect, but in Birmingham.
Restaurants in Henley-in-Arden The setting for Shakespeare’s 'As You Like It’. I like mine lightly grilled with some buttered samphire.
Restaurants in Kenilworth Flibbertygibbet. Not a food reference, just one of the all-time great words (serendipity is another). It actually refers to a character from Anglo-Saxon mythology who is mentioned in the Sir Walter Scott novel Kenilworth.
Restaurants in Leamington Spa Birthplace of the Aleister Crowley, described by ‘John Bull’ magazine as The Wickedest Man in the World. He apparently enjoyed chewing on an apple pipe while playing chess.
Restaurants in Nuneaton Not the best named town for promoting restaurants (say it out loud) but it has an extensive range of places to eat.
Restaurants in Rugby Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland) was a pupil at Rugby School. He was regularly banned from the town’s eateries for ordering ‘mock turtle’ soup and then running away shouting that he was late, he was late for a very important date.
Restaurants in Shipston-on-Stour In 2005 Shipston converted itself into a seaside town and was renamed Shipston-on-Sea. However, visitors quickly saw through the ruse and it has now gone back to being a charming, if somewhat sleepy, Cotswold town.
Restaurants in Southam Southam is currently home to an EastEnders actor, whose character runs a fish and chip shop. Although a seal is not strictly a fish, coincidentally the popular melodist Seal is rumoured to have lived over a chip shop in nearby Leamington Spa.
Restaurants in Stratford-upon-Avon If food be the music of love, eat on. Unlike Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, you are unlikely to find anywhere in Stratford serving eight wild boars roasted whole at breakfast.
Restaurants in Tanworth-in-Arden Not the home of the famous escaping porkers, the Tamworth Two but rather the Bell Inn (no connection). For some time I had, as our French chums would say, an idée fixe that Tamworth was in Warwickshire. It isn’t.
Restaurants in Warwick Despite being the county town, Warwick was for some time a fairly dowdy second-cousin to the more vibrant and eclectic charms of nearby Stratford and Leamington. But it is at last beginning to join the Café Society, and is managing to retain an unspoiled individual charm.
Restaurants in Wishaw Famous as the home of golf’s legendary Belfy, it is also the location of the Cock Inn, a gastro-pub allegedly patronised by such local luminaries as Jeremy Beadle (and talking of being patronised who can forget, ‘Watch out, Beadle’s About’ from the late 1980’s).
Believe it or Not Believe it or not, some of the town 'facts' above are not strictly true. Can you sort out the facts from the fiction?
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